February 2012
remember when i met crispin glover two nights in a row and talked to him for like ten minutes and my life was ~perfect
also remembering the gal he brought with him because she was hilarious and a playboy bunny and wearing light blue flared ripped jeans and a victoria’s secret PINK hoodie and had that wet-looking hairspray scrunch looking bleach blonde hair with a gallon of lipgloss on and ...
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i swear to god adam parfrey STAYS on facebook
i should IM him
“luved u in crispin’s movie lol hi”
#unpop
i am depressed because i haven’t won a single game of words with friends
when is tumblr going to get this ghostnoting thing under control i want to know who likes my things >:(
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boyinflowers:
coughdropqueen:
“Dig”, Nervous...
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i had a dream last night that they had these express airports at gas stations and you didn’t have to go through customs or anything you just had to fill out this really long packet of papers but there was only one question per page and they were typed really big and bold and italicized and on the one that asked my heritage i wrote “SKOTCH KANADIAN” and underlined it and the...
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Too lazy to get dressed
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MARILYN MOMSEN
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you know what
taylor momsen better love me
because i will be the only one at that concert who knows all the lyrics to at least 5 of her songs
why would anyone else
why would greasy old marilyn manson fans listen to the pretty reckless
hahahah
what a weird choice as an supporting band
i bet t momz and manson BANG
my “band” has a show tomorrow night (tonight, i guess)
which means i will be spending my evening tweaking knobs and hitting pedals while looking very uninterested for a room full of guys…
while my bandmate will be flailing around, screaming, and violently pushing me out of the way while i start laughing because oh my god why am i doing this my ears are already ringing
there needs to be a juggalo themed episode of SVU where there is a dead juggalette found raped & murdered in the tilt-a-whirl at some sort of gathering of the juggalos/carnival that takes place in NYC and they start persecuting all the juggalos as a “gang” (cos juggalos hate that) and when all the suspects are locked up in the holding cell they’re just screaming “WOOP...
jhokingonawishbone asked: Too true girl
juicy keloid scars as eyebrows
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Watchhahhaaahahahahha i love ice loves coco
brandnewswastikas:
She was like the Dane Cook of Hooters girls.
re: those medical slides
haha
my dad used to be a security guard at a ~fancy hotel and there was like a gathering of plastic surgeons one night and they had all those slides…and he stole them
probably to see boobs though
but there are some prettty grotesque no-nose half face gone ones in there